Champagne Habits

"Son, you got champagne habits on a beer salary" Mama keeps tellin' me "Judgin' from the gifts you buy your wife Musta been a sultan in your last life You worry me with your champagne habits on a beer salary" "Better get your head out the clouds Find out what a dollar's worth Down on earth Takin' from Peter to pay off Paul Aw, son, you're headed for a fall Boy, you worry me With your champagne habits on that beer salary" "Mama, now don't be worried I'll be rollin' in dough someday" I always say "When I become a millionaire I'll buy you a mansion anywhere So, don't worry about me With my champagne habits on my beer salary Mama, don't worry 'bout me I was born lucky as a man can be" Friends call me dapper 'Cause I do love my spats an' my fancy hats I don't mind to ride the bus But, I must say, a limo's much less fuss Talkin' 'bout champagne habits on a beer salary "Son, you got champagne habits on a beer salary" Mama keeps tellin' me "Spendin' cash wherever you please You act like money grows on trees With your champagne habits on that beer salary" An' I say, "Mama, don't worry 'bout me I was born lucky as a man can be With my champagne habits on my beer salary"