Before She Does

[Verse 1] I believe that gas is too damn high Ain't nothing more American than Mama's apple pie I believe in love, I believe in peace But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact And I believe that Jesus is coming back Before she does [Verse 2] I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest The taxman and the Devil share the same address I believe don't start if you're gonna quit I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick I believe dogs are better than cats And I believe that Jesus is coming back Before she does [Chorus] There's absolutely, positively No doubt in my mind That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't And she's really gone this time [Verse 3] I believe that cold, cold beer Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere I believe hard work really makes the man But everyone should wet a line every now and then I believe it's best to pay in cash And I believe that Jesus is coming back Before she does [Chorus] There's absolutely, positively No doubt in my mind That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't And she's really gone this time [Bridge] Yeah, I believe she was a real good thing Can you believe I let a girl like her get away? I believe she meant it the night she packed And said Jesus is coming back Before she does [Outro] Before she does Before she does Yeah