The Funeral

[Intro: Raf Riley] 1-2, 1-2, is this thing on? My brothers and sisters, come out We are gathered here today to mourn the weak who have fallen The living who we have slayed, the slow who we have left behind Those of you we are yet to find, may you rest peacefully To some extent, don't get too comfy! [Verse 1: Etta Bond] The lake freezes over for the winter No surface too thin for a sinner I'll take my chances, step on the thinnest part See, I'm not meant to have a heart Love ain't advised for the care-free of us Everything to fear, now the odd's here [Verse 2: Etta Bond] I'm not allowed to fall in love and smiling's out the question So I hop into a car and flatten some pedestrians Do some class A drugs, lick out a couple lesbians Slit my wrists and drink the blood, is that good enough love? "Oh Etta, you're just like Lily Allen but way better" I'm like Lily with a willy rocking a bally and carrying a beretta Someone tell the female boss she's got the sack Don't tell me you saw 1Xtra Live and still don't think she's wack If she says urban one more time, I'll give the girl a slap I say what the fuck I like, morning, noon, day and night [Verse 3: Raf Riley] Cause love comes around once in a lifetime And I'm just rapping on a dance beat The fuck? Shut up, come on Jog along little boy, yeah, run on "Yo, you got any beats I can jump on?" I've got a bridge, you can jump off I'm sick of the gaps in the market Acts with your hands in the air, now party raps Industry parties and Charlie raps With nothing to say like Charlie Chap You ain't going nowhere in life Like Rita Ora without peroxide or Rita Ora without the Roc sign Songs to mime on, cocks to climb on Ask Simon, you'll do fine Ask Simon, you'll do great Once we retouch the photos Tune the vocals and drop that bass [Outro: Raf Riley] Haha, nice one guys Now come on, let's go get fucked up at the wake Who wants to do a line of The Wanted's ashes? Come on