Teenage Kicks

[Verse 1: Example (Ali Love)] They're all clothed but it feels like an orgy They're stood here before me, all gorgeous and horny And only 18 but that's legal, they seem to be fucked On a mixture of mandy and brandy Handy for me, it's handy for Randy I stop for a chat with a girl and her hair smells like candy She's pissed but still understands me We talk for a bit, then I speak to her candidly (Hello little miss, there's a room upstairs) (It ain't a double bed but who the fuck cares?) (Let's enjoy each others' bodies - look, one night only) (You ain't gotta see me and won't have to phone me) Apologies, honestly, ain't nothing wrong with me I seem a little faltered but I'm getting to the point Cause it's better that we're joint in agreement Look yo, this ain't about me, this is all about freedom [Hook: Ali Love (Example)] 1, 2, 3, I wanna fuck you so will you fuck me? 4, 5, 6, we can do it for the love or can do it for the teenage kicks 7, 8, 9, I'm only counting numbers cause we're running out of time 10 (well, come on then - it makes sense, I'm a boy, you're a girl) [Refrain: Ali Love] Don't you say, don't you say, don't you say that you won't Cause it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame if we don't Don't you say, don't you say, don't you say cause you won't Cause it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame if we don't [Verse 2: Example] The other dudes in the room can't stand me I'm older than them, I'm like Clooney, they're puny And all still at uni and angry I probably rate Eva, Susie and Kate, they can see right through me I know how they feel when they lose cause I've been in their shoes About seven years back when I couldn't get gash But now I get muff cause of honesty and wit Plus I'm wiser now, where wasn't we? All these other guys at the party, see They all wanna bang you but craftily Whereas I'm talking to you whole-heartedly I ain't a pretender with hidden agendas I'm sorry, that's no way to speak Ok, I'm going to the bathroom to take a leak I could wait a week but I want you right now You want another glassful of Jacob's Creek? [Hook] [Refrain] [Sample: Fatal Attraction Trailer]