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Fuck Christmas Lyrics — Fear | Dork

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Fuck Christmas Lyrics

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Fuck Christmas

From The Record1982

Written by Philo Cramer

Produced by Fear, Gary Lubow

Lyrics

Fuck Christmas

Don't despair Just because it's Christmas Children, they're All so gay at Christmas All the children on the street Hope they get something good to eat But for me, it's not so great Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas! Fuck Christmas!

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About this track

"Fuck Christmas" is a song by Fear from the album The Record, released in 1982. The song was written by Philo Cramer. It was produced by Fear, Gary Lubow.

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Gary Lubow— 16 credits as producer →
Philo Cramer— 13 credits as songwriter & producer →

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