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Axe Man Lyrics — Feet | Dork

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Axe Man Lyrics

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Axe Man

From What's Inside is More Than Just Ham2019

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Axe Man

I’m so poor my floor’s full of drunk teas and purses Life’s a joke puff of smoke if I’m caught I deserve it Smashing back doors in Ha ha ha ha ha ho criminal With a capital C More lineups than most How’d you sleep though My feelings lost in the post Ha ha ha criminal After me bourgeoisie Well I know now Oh it’s just a job for Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Oh it’s just a job for Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Axe Man Reeled me in, born into sin well I believe in it Ha ha ha ha ha ho criminal With a capital C More lineups than most How’d you sleep though My feelings lost in the post Ha ha ha criminal After me bourgeoisie Well I know, now Oh it’s just a job for Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Oh it’s just a job for Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Wah hoo wah hoo Axe Man Axe Man La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la Axe Man

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"Axe Man" is a song by Feet from the album What's Inside is More Than Just Ham, released in 2019.

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