A Note from the Author

People around me, they wanna go to a gym, they wanna fucking put makeup on me, they wanna fucking make me a rockstar, they want me to be a...a fucking legend. I just wanna cop a good buzz, ya know? (Gonna puke. Are you going to puke?) Yeeeaaaaahh! Yeeeaaaaahh! Yeeeaaaaahh! (Yeeeaaaaahh!) Mrraaeeeeh! (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Namuh naht namuh erom, namuh naht namuh erom Mrraaeeeh-heh-heh (I dropped a bottle, a-and it sprayed on the ground on the, on the window.)