Houseman

[Verse 1: Capo Lee] Yeah, I'mma do the houseman ting today Now man's curl up in a duvet I've got food in the freezer, hooray White rum on the side, who? Wray (and his nephew) Summer Fruits on deck, let me get myself a plastic cup Too sweet Odd socks on my two feet Walking round in an old tracksuit that don't suit me [Pre-Hook: Merky ACE] Four custard creams in kitchen roll Gas mark 9 when it's oven time Fifteen minutes and that is cooked Play PS while man ah man wait More time steeze cut off foot pant Tracksuit bottom with the leg cut off Ain't going nowhere, legs in stride Ketchup, beans and all of that stuff [Hook: Merky ACE] Houseman If it ain't Ps, don't shout man (I'm based off) Houseman If it ain't Ps, don't shout man (I'm inside) [Verse 2: Nico Lindsay] Nico the houseman, ice in my cup Bun a cup, put that in a jug Salad cream on deck and I'm good Hot sauce on the side and I'm in- Side with the Mac on YouTube open, I've got 'nuff tabs on Hang on, let me pick up this phone real quick Gotta go piss so I tell 'em hang on Chicken fillets, beans on toast If I'm low, replace with oats Cold inside, inside, we're cold Feeling anti, Nico's ghost [Pre-Hook: Merky ACE] Four custard creams in kitchen roll Gas mark 9 when it's oven time Fifteen minutes and that is cooked Play PS while man ah man wait More time steeze cut off foot pant Tracksuit bottom with the leg cut off Ain't going nowhere, legs in stride Ketchup, beans and all of that stuff [Hook: Merky ACE] Houseman If it ain't Ps, don't shout man (I'm based off) Houseman If it ain't Ps, don't shout man (I'm inside) [Verse 3: Merky ACE] Two boiled eggs and don't mean seasoned beans Salt, pepper, onions Sarsparella, Vimto Brain freeze, too cold Birds, custard, whip that Cinnamon, nutmeg's in that, vanilla essence Righteous food smell in the presence Holey sock show toe Who ate all the prawn and cocktail doe? Houseman politics with likkle bro [Pre-Hook: Merky ACE] Four custard creams in kitchen roll Gas mark 9 when it's oven time Fifteen minutes and that is cooked Play PS while man ah man wait More time steeze cut off foot pant Tracksuit bottom with the leg cut off Ain't going nowhere, legs in stride Ketchup, beans and all of that stuff [Hook: Merky ACE] Houseman If it ain't Ps, don't shout man (I'm based off) Houseman If it ain't Ps, don't shout man (I'm inside) [Outro: Merky ACE] Wake up looking like baby mum (it's mad) Yeah, durag Thick slice, foreign bread (hard) Fish finger, slap four in bread (hella ketchup)