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Intro by FiNCH

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Intro

From Dorfdisko2019

Written by Dirty Dasmo, Mania, FiNCH

Produced by

Lyrics

Intro

Für euer freundliches Erscheinen auf diesem Schlachtfeld hier

Gebührt euch Dank

Das ist unsere Disko!

Wer dazugehören will muss sich beugen!

Ich beuge mich nur vor Vodka!

Wenn das hier eure Disko ist, warum säuft hier keiner?

Wir sind nicht gekommen um uns zu besaufen!

Wir gehen heim, das Bier ist zu teuer

Ihr Söhne des Alkohols

Ich bin Finch Asozial!

Finch Asozial ist zwei Meter groß!

Ja, habe ich gehört

Er kann 100 Liter Bier trinken

Und wenn er hier wäre

Hätte er schon die ganze Bar schon leer gesoffen

Auf Ex!

Ich bin Finch Asozial!

Und ich sehe hier eine ganze Armee meiner Suff-Kumpanen vor mir

Die sich der feigen Prohibition widersetzt!

Ihr kommt um als freie Männer zu saufen!

Und freie Männer seid ihr alle!

Was würdet ihr tun ohne Alkohol?

Wollt ihr Saufen?

Zu den Preisen?

About this track

"Intro" is a song by FiNCH from the album Dorfdisko, released in 2019. The song was written by Dirty Dasmo, Mania, FiNCH. It was produced by Dirty Dasmo, Mania.

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  • Lex Barkey— 793 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • Dirty Dasmo— 473 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • Mania— 474 credits as songwriter & producer →
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Dirty Dasmo
, Mania

Nein!

Wir gehen zu unseren Freundinnen und kuscheln!

Trinkt, und werdet vielleicht besoffen

Flieht und ihr bleibt nüchtern ein Leben lang

Und wenn ihr dann

In vielen Jahren sterbend in euer'm Bett liegt

Wärt ihr dann nicht bereit

Jede Stunde einzutauschen von heute bis an jenem Tag

Um ein und nur ein einziges mal

Nur wieder hier stehen zu dürfen

Um unseren Kritikern zu zurufen

Ja, sie mögen uns das Geld nehmen

Aber niemals, niemals, nehmen sie uns unsern Alkohol!

Wollt ihr Saufen?!

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