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Scooterman by FiNCH

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FiNCH

Scooterman

From Finchi's Love Tape2020

Written by Dirty Dasmo, Mania, FiNCH

Lyrics

Scooterman

[Songtext zu „Scooterman“]

[Hook: FiNCH ASOZiAL]

Eigentlich wär an der Stelle der Scooterman

Ich würde so gerne einen Song mit Scooter hab'n

Also ruft mein Manager den Manager von Scooter an

Doch es geht die Mailbox von dem Manager von Scooter ran

Eigentlich wär an der Stelle der Scooterman

Ich würde so gerne einen Song mit Scooter hab’n

Anfangs dacht' ich noch, das klappt, das ist ein guter Plan

Einmal in meinem Leben „Hyper Hyper“ mit dem Scooterman

[Part 1: FiNCH ASOZiAL]

Ey H. P., I want to ask you something

Scooterman, can you feel the pain?

Er kennt echt alle Songs, ob Fallin' oder Friends (Wirklich alle!)

Er ist dein größter Fan, komm, lass ihn doch nicht häng’n! (Was soll das?)

Let him be your Valentine, 'cause you're the only one (Mein Held)

Also H. P., come on move your ass und ruf ihn endlich an (Ruf mich an)

[Hook: FiNCH ASOZiAL]

Eigentlich wär an der Stelle der Scooterman

Ich würde so gerne einen Song mit Scooter hab'n

Also ruft mein Manager den Manager von Scooter an

About this track

"Scooterman" is a song by FiNCH from the album Finchi's Love Tape, released in 2020. The song was written by Dirty Dasmo, Mania, FiNCH. It was produced by Dirty Dasmo, Mania.

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  • Dirty Dasmo— 473 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • Mania— 474 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • FiNCH— 408 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • HP Mastering— 172 credits as mastering engineer →
  • Dirty Dasmo— 473 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • Mania— 474 credits as songwriter & producer →

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Produced by Dirty Dasmo, Mania

Doch es geht die Mailbox von dem Manager von Scooter ran

Eigentlich wär an der Stelle der Scooterman

Ich würde so gerne einen Song mit Scooter hab'n

Anfangs dacht' ich noch, das klappt, das ist ein guter Plan

Einmal in meinem Leben „Hyper Hyper“ mit dem Scooterman

[Part 2: FiNCH ASOZiAL]

Is anybody on the telephone?

My name is Finch, I'm your fan

Scooter, do you feel the pain?

Ich weiß, du hast echt viel zu tun, spielst live in jedem Land (Immer unterwegs)

Vielleicht ist auch nur dein Akku leer oder im Studio kein Empfang (Ja, kann ja sein)

Finchi heult bei „The Age of Love“ und du bist mitten in 'nem Club (Hahaha)

Vielleicht ist das gar nicht deine Nummer oder er hat sich verwählt (Keine Ahnung)

The Number, you are trying to reach is currently – Scheiße!

[Outro: Finch Asozial & H.P. Baxxter]

„Hallo“

„Hi, Finch, hier ist H. P. von Scooter, ich hab’ gehört, du hast versucht uns zu erreichen, aber...“

„Ach ne, war ’n Spaß, haha, ja, hier ist die Mailbox von Finch, sprech einfach nach dem Piep-Ton!“ (Piep)

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