Sweet Talker

[Verse 1: Folk Uke] I got a party in my pocket Hey, did your daddy steal the stars? Do you wanna ride my rocket? I wanna drive your car Do you come here often? What's your sign? Where's the party after? Your place or mine? [Chorus: Folk Uke] Sweet talker, why don't you shut up? I'm tired and I am fed up With all your lie lie-lie-lie lie lies Sshhh Shut up Sshhh Shut up [Verse 2: Folk Uke & Willie Nelson] Hey lady (Hey lady) Do you wanna dance? (Do you wanna dance?) Did you do the laundry? 'Cause I can see me in your pants I'm too drunk for driving Can I stay the night? You girls must be a models No, we're just prototypes [Chorus: Folk Uke & Willie Nelson] Sweet talker, why don't you shut up? I'm tired and I am fed up With all your lie lie-lie-lie lie lies Shut up Sshhh Shut up Sshhh Shut up [Verse 3: Folk Uke, Willie Nelson & All] Left leg is Thanksgiving And my right is Christmas Day I could meet you in the middle We could spend the holiday Is that a keg in your pants? (keg in your pants 'cause) 'Cause I'd like to tap that ass Well I may not be your first But I just might be your last [Chorus: Folk Uke & Willie Nelson] Sweet talker, why don't you shut up? (Shut up) I'm tired and I am fed up (Shut the fuck up) With all your lie lie-lie-lie lie lies Yeah yeah