[PART I]
[Intro]
Psst, I see B-grade student
Yeah I’m back, bih!
[Verse]
Eggroll on duh beat, ho
Freak hoe, Filipina girl, halika dito
I am older so she call me senpai, oppa, tito
Blue 100s, call them Stitch, she island girl like Lilo
Why do all the white people think that I come from Hong Kong?
They just mad that I am smart and got a long schlong
I shoot my shot like Jeremy Lin in 2011
I ballin’ like I won championship, Numba 7
Hit you with karate kick if you think I pretending
Sometimes you gotta study hard and top da class
In high school, for da homework, blonde girl lemme touch yo ass
Gave her all duh answer, she so stupid that she still no pass
Now she on the OnlyFans cuz she rather sell nudes for cash
Nowadays, I never get anything wrong
Because if I do, I get beating from mom
She hit my balls with slipper like they are a gong
Now she want me to have kid, I think those days are gone
I see old classmate make account, but nobody care
I pull up in designer glasses, they all stop and stare
They used to say I was a nerd, now they in despair
My impact on the world vs. theirs? You cannot compare
Ching Chang Ching Chang Chong! Freg, hit em up
Ling Lang Ling Lang Long! Eggroll up their butt
I played piano growing up, now I’m retired
Still the top Asian, but I’m not a bad driver
[Chorus]
No get A+, they no get, they no get, no get A+
No get A+, they no get, they no get, no get A+
[PART II]
[Intro]
Maybe in this part, you shouldn’t start by saying-
Ching chong, I said it, I mad at my fans
They hate for no reason, they boutta get banned
They all know The Fregend from here to Japan
The legend, the myth, and always The Man!
[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah
Drop, drop, drop, drop
Drop the egg drop soup with wonton in the bowl
Drop her panty down, put egg roll in her hole
Ughh, they be asking me “What happened with the Ming Li?”
They be saying that I fell off like it’s real tea
They insulting like they think they know the real me
I be winning and I know that they can’t feel me
[Verse]
You know who really is a simp? This loser Shenji
Bro be all up in my Discord saying “diss me”
You wrote an essay to your crush tryna get coochie
I pull up one day, have her all decked out in Gucci
You gettin’ hugs and never kissed her, but you still geeked
Stop writin’ letters to this ho, you’ll never clap her cheeks
You lucky you across the world up in the Philippines
‘Cause I would knock you out like Manny or Salt Papi
Onto Justin, race my Mustang with your M2C
That lil ass car up in a drag race won’t be beating me
My whip go up to 60 in less than a 1-2-3
Gimme a year and I’mma pull up in a GT3
Onto LockWorld, you be trippin when you call me Unc
I’m not that old, I’m 24 and you a lil punk
My Discord server the only one where you didn’t get kicked
You keep annoying us with messages, you been a dick
Jordanito came back after 6 months just to diss
Saw your profile, you the type to ask girls “Where’s my kiss?”
Super senior with your arms crossed, you ain’t got no rizz
Then you go home to your desktop and jerk off to tits
Y0shzy said I’d never diss him, I say fuck him
Bro can’t type more than 10 words if lightning struck him
You got Robin in your profile pic, you sidekick
That girl you dream of talking to, yeah, she’s my side bitch
[Chorus]
Drop, drop, drop, drop
Drop the egg drop soup with wonton in the bowl
Drop her panty down, put egg roll in her hole
Ughh, they be asking me “What happened with the-
