Below Average [Remix]

[Intro: Sample]

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[Verse 1: Sesta]

I'm a fuck up, but shut up, so you can't tell

Without spellcheck put on I can't spell

I miss calls, don't call back

I miss flights, I'm uptight, like zipties

And buy my pepties from the bombers

Got locked into a phone scam so bad

The repayments that I make had their own plan

Man at least my music don't sound like a cokehead

Well maybe that's why you're fuckin' broke (man)

I rocked up to the drug bust and figured I would get off

Cause I wasn't drugged but was a little drunk (ah)

(Please sir step out of the vehicle)

I'm sorry officer right now that is difficult

I'll throw a caution to the wind like I'm Magic Johnson's Johnson

But never got better, got hot, left on the hot sweater

If there's a bigger fuck up I have not met 'em

[Chorus: Sesta]

See I am a fuck up