[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair
I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins
[Scratches: DJ Reflux]
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
[Verse 1: Hons]
I stay grounded like ANZAC my flow's comin' steady
Kicking writtens in cyphers like choosing sex over headies
You best be ready get your guard up we're scorching cunts
And I'm more up tight then west end draught in Victorian pubs
We're the victorious ones, we're never comin' lame son
My shit is [?] Jenna Jameson
You wanna be the best but you still have me to contest
This tracks more aware then smacking cunts with HIV tests
Barrage of raps make MCs look like [?]
My crews full of nickers like a gynaecologist's waiting room
I plan who's out like bar hands at blackjack
Watch mad tax spit facts and rap on tracks
[?] man they're more like free speeches
I'm more out of control than classrooms with relief teachers
[?] by day [?]
Dropping this with styles fat as Angelina Jolie's lips
[Verse 2: Trials]
So you wanna battle? Well look what happened to this last dude
I'm tearin' apart rappers like fat men with fast food
Still these weak MCs just try my raps
Fakin' more shit than their girl's first climax
MCs who think they're fly watch me rack your mics
Tight like dykes married to celibate guys
All these rappers is waiting to take on a few king hits
Burning pussy cunts right down to their pink bits
Man I drop more raps then litterbugs
MCs get torn like mates who's been with the fucking bitter cunts
Fuck the charts, I'd rather be a pornstar
Rippin' the heart out of any MC straight through his arse
We're leavin' skeezers' beavers in straight stitches
Rough like fingerin' chicks on their period with [?]
Take a word of advice and drop this mic
'Cause I'll still be tight on the night of my 69th
[Scratches: DJ Reflux]
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
[Verse 3: Sesta]
That's funny, you were so much better until we got here
So see it clear until you don't fear the man in the mirror
If forced to force I'll walk through you like a door
'Cause when you fuck with the Funkoars we put your arse to the floor
Quicker than gravity, I'm not known as a rapper see
I'm known as that dude who keeps grabbin' me
You can find the wise man rippin' at your wife's hymen
'Cause you're better in a battle when you're not [?]
So you better start hidin'
Your mum heard you cuss on the track you'll get a hiding
So then I step back record your screams of terror and sample it to my track
[?] chicks but [?] underage rave and beat you with a glowstick
Never attempted to be accepted
Except when I never got a mention then wanted attention
[Verse 4: B Deps]
A show stopper so don't try and stop me
You can take the queer shit and share the love with your gentry
Entries not there, just your exit
As I take your feeble brain and start to perplex it
I wreck shit and that's not on the [?]
I knock them off individually so they better be wary
A verbal missionary, spittin' raps is a primary
Reason to bury these fake cats who think they're scary
But it's okay 'cause sometimes they fall flat on their arse
Not the head of the class unless they had their teacher get a pass
But it's a farce how they claim they're leaving after [?]
More likely end up working at gay erotic massage bars
So let's have a laugh at the expense of wack rappers acting flashy
You rarely showin' skills like [?] actors
It's contagious when you hear this form of rappin'
'Cause my styles more flammable then petrol soaked log cabins
[Scratches: DJ Reflux]
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"
"Damn this rocks, cross the country down to Adelaide"
"Down to Adel-A-A-A-Adelaide"
"Damn-damn-damn this rocks"
"Down to Adel-A-A-A-Adelaide"
"To-to-to blow up the spot"
"Down to Adel-A-A-A-Adelaide"
"Damn-damn-damn-damn this rocks"
"Down to Adel-A-A-A-Adelaide"
"Dope display of sheer talent"