American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

[Verse 1] If your paycheck depends On the weather and the clock If your conversation calls for A little more than a coffee pot If you need to pour your heart out And try to rectify some situation, that you're facin' Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Verse 2] When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket For most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those Standin' in a welfare line Well, rejoice you have a voice If you're concerned about the destination, of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the hardhat Gun rack, achin' back Overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd Well, their heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar, Association [Verse 3] We're all one big family Throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts We reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week Available consultation, for your frustration It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the mud flaps Six-pack, beer crack Overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd Well, their heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Outro] Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Do not delay Contact today Your A.H.B.A Your A.H.B.A