My ex got married last weekend
I don't even wanna be someone's wife
But I still get sick when it sinks in
I'm always the one before the one for life
I like the men never in it
'Cause why want something so attainable?
So I chase and I cave and I crave it
You taught me love was occasional
But I've grown up, and shown up, and made my own home
Now I can build these walls
Now I can say how tall they are
I can let you in (let you in)
Or I can kick you out (kick you out)
Read the fucking sign, "No bullshit allowed"
Now I'm the man of the house
Now I'm the man of the house
It's just under 800 square feet
And my cats can be gay if they want to
You don't have to take off your shoes
You can have a bad day and attitude
You can be anyone you want under my roof
Now I can build these walls
Now I can say how tall they are
I can let you in (let you in)
Or I can kick you out (kick you out)
Read the fucking sign, "No bullshit allowed"
Now I'm the man of the house
Now I'm the man
Are you a man or a mouse?
We're the boys of the south
Smile more, make us proud
Look how well I'm endowed
It's a joke, chill out
It's a joke, calm down
It's a joke, calm down
Now I'm the man
Oh, I'm the man now
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