Regis Dundoniensis
Furor apocalyptus
Magus calamitosus
Bellis intergalactus
Regis Dundoniensis
Furor apocalyptus
Magus calamitosus
Bellis intergalactus
Ancient cosmic wormhole
Chaos lord arise
I have returned from the future
Into a terrible past
Chaos and war on the plains of Dunkeld
The armies of darkness amassed
Is this a twisted dimension?
Is this true reality?
A symbol of evil is flying once more
Above the proud spires of Dundee
A burning black sun
The siege of Dunkeld has begun
Defeat of the ancient town is nigh
In Hoots we trust
Horrifying fecal demons
Rising up out of the caverns below
Dark robotic astral zombies
Eating the peasants who live in Glasgow
Siege engines of hell's creation
Blasting the walls with unholy fire
Undead forces marching onward
Army of evil so tragic and dire
Look up to the sky
A glorious battle cry
The forces of justice call his name
In Hoots we trust (we trust)
By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)
For the glory of Dundee
To win this epic battle
In his power we must trust to set us free
(Confutatis maledictis caledoniae)
In Hoots we trust
Zargothrax!
I am the bane of Cowdenbeath
The scourge of Auchtermuchty
Arch-foe of the Questlords of Inverness
Come face me in battle, Angus
And prepare to meet thy doom!
Your dark dominion
Has corrupted Dundee
With a swing of my hammer
I'll end this misery!
Legendary battle
Epic war is fight
What mystic enchantment
Has Zargothrax spun?
My weapon has no effect
This fight can't be won!
Pathetic mortal scum!
In this dimension, your hammer has no power over me
Now, kneel before your emperor
Kneel before your god!
In Hoots we trust (we trust)
By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)
For the glory of Dundee
To win this epic battle
In his power we must trust to set us free
In Hoots we trust (we trust)
By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)
For the glory of Dundee
To win this epic battle
In his power we must trust to set us free
(Confutatis maledictis caledoniae)
In Hoots we trust
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
