Captain Chicken

[Verse 1: Del The Funky Homosapien] Captain Chicken, the master of the cluckers When I knock on your door, you know it's a customer Scary as hell, I be hella uncomfortable I can't comfort you 'cause I'm tryna run from you (I'm out) Always urgent, spooked, you could probably call Dodgin' is my hobby, y'all, I have several bodyguards (Help) I throw stones breaking through glass houses (Okay) Dead broke, never put my money where my mouth is [Chorus: 2D] Captain Chicken, thanks a lot You're my deity, you're my god Captain Chicken, oh my God You look jolly, you look hot [Post-Chorus: 2D] Captain Chicken (Captain Chicken) Captain Chicken [Chorus: 2D] Captain Chicken, are you dead? Wrapped in plastic, got no head On the shеlf, might look at you You look tasty, I want you [Post-Chorus: 2D] Captain Chicken Captain Chicken (Captain Chicken) Captain Chickеn Captain Chicken Captain Chicken Captain Chicken Captain Chicken [Verse 2: Del The Funky Homosapien] I come out in a major way Singin' to the cops every day, I'm like Babyface Obviously, I'm kinfolk with Dobalina (Yep) I say a lot of things, but I'm a chicken, I don't mean it I'ma see you, I'ma duck 'cause I'm afraid of you In other words, a sitting duck, I'm perpetratin' too Captain Chicken, the foulest of the fowls Do what's not allowed, in the game, I'm out of bounds (Captain Chicken)