Mr. Perfect

[Hook: Gucci Mane] My watch is obnoxious Ring is enormous My chain is humongous My brain is abundant Kush, humongous Purp, enormous My jewels are flawless My girls are bossy My flow so awful (EUGH) I'm barfin', (PLAW) I'm coughin', (SWISH) I'm ballin' (SSS) I'm pissin, (PTT) I'm shittin' (Every verse 100, my watch 100) Ha-choo sneezin', still breathing? [Verse 1: Gucci Mane] My front yard still look like a car show Mansion so big, kids playing Where's Waldo Where's Waldo, Gucci where's Waldo? I jumped out my Vette, to jump in my Gallardo That new Gallardo? That stanky new Gallardo? That baby blue Gallardo, cuz I'm so far from Harpo Harpo beat me, baby girl beast me Pulled up, hit the horn twice like beep beep She remind me of a ???? These jeans ain't cheap, and the kicks aren't either Either way, I'm a ride illegal I'm higher than an eagle on ether I'm higher than a falcon on California reefer Got money like a Falcon, no Dan Reeva Humongous bracelet, rings like I'm Jordan I'm not 23, but not far from it [Hook:] [Verse 2: Gucci Mane] She flyer than an airplane On my private jet mane I'm not talking air train Flyer than a ?? Can I be your old man? Promise we can hold hands I can't be no blind man I am not a blind man Smash her backer crack her crack her back Like a chiropractor Shorty saw my cauliflower I gave her $800 $800? Gucci Mane you trippin' Nope, I'm not trippin', I got it I'm not trickin' Ha, jokes on you, jokes on you, Eddie Griffin Hoes on my Scottie Pippen, that's my Sidekick My side chick's a dime piece You side order Jive bitch Damn you a Jive Turkey Gucci worth a thousand bricks [Hook]