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Guided by Voices
Kisses To the Crying Cooks Lyrics

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Guided by Voices

Kisses To the Crying Cooks

From Fast Japanese Spin Cycle1994

Written by Robert Pollard

Produced by Mike Hummel, Tobin Sprout

Lyrics

Kisses To the Crying Cooks

Onion lady blows her precious prose And so it goes Kisses to the crying cooks Their bigs in books With baited hooks Chorus: And days away from your army And spend with whimsy kings and slaves A girl of God becomes a cash flower A catalog of gardens and graves Travelers diagram For where I am From where I am Director of visional codes and overloads It all explodes Chorus

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About this track

"Kisses To the Crying Cooks" is a song by Guided by Voices from the album Fast Japanese Spin Cycle, released in 1994. The song was written by Robert Pollard. It was produced by Mike Hummel, Tobin Sprout.

Guided by Voices profile →Fast Japanese Spin Cycle album →Track profile →

Track 8 of 8GBV Inc

Contributors

Mike Hummel— 3 credits as producer →
Tobin Sprout— 88 credits as songwriter & producer →
Robert Pollard— 403 credits as songwriter & producer →

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