Substitute 11

[Principal] Substitute 11 Do you have what I ask To control your class? Are you up to the task? I must now implore you To use every wit But the ten that came before you Are no longer it Can you settle them down? This is all that I ask Are you up to the task? [Director (in explanation of sequence)] ...in his never ending recurring Nightmare, Substitute 11 is passed out Head down on his desk, an empty Whiskey bottle in his hand. The Classroom is also empty as Children are running out of the Building in to the neighboring Community - camera soaring to Birds’s eye view - End credit song blaring “Substitute 11, come in Substitute 11, can you hear me?”