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Guided by Voices

The Grasshopper Eaters

From Please Be Honest2016

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The Grasshopper Eaters

[Verse] But they're on good germs With the air And decent quakers walked there To land In god's hands Silently they sweat it out With nervous beards And cucumber guns

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"The Grasshopper Eaters" is a song by Guided by Voices from the album Please Be Honest, released in 2016.

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