When She Turns 50

[Verse 1] The tavern's open again The line-up who light up will surely decide the fate Of these incorrigibles Who plaster their messages up on the interstate [Chorus] When she turns fifty I might be dead [Verse 2] But acting happy again For singing his songs about rush-hour traffic jams When the vodka kicks in A night at the Rockies, digging in for the slam [Chorus] When she turn fifty I'll bake the bread I'll bake the bread