Breakdance Beach

[Hook]: I know a place hid away from the streets From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet Breakdance Beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Aesop Rock]: Work all morn tryna make ends meet By the A&P selling H and E On a very slow day made his way to the sea Fuck Playland BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Rob Sonic]: Boardwalk ordering a steak and cheese Gotta wait and see if the maître d' Put the eggplant Sammy on the same receipt Leg pants peace? BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Aesop Rock]: Robot arms, caveman teeth Argyle tracksuit, name-brand sneaks [Rob Sonic]: Barfly bolted by the waistband brief Eight cans deep in the same damn seat Gucci frock on the space camp geek Kick it, grape lady “I can't breathe” [Aesop Rock]: Might just start a breakdance fanzine Great place for a skate ramp BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Hook] I know a place hid away from the streets From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet Breakdance Beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Rob Sonic]: Jambox shorts and the tapes and beats Train-crash screech like a stray banshee Dr. Zaius: No way man's free And apes can’t speak on BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Aesop Rock]: Um, yeah, we got a playpen breach The assailant a well known Ray-Bans thief Windmill on sand and a James Gang tee Rain Man: Definitely BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Rob Sonic]: Take Francine cause you’re lame, Stanley Good morning, USA, do the snake, then freeze [Aesop Rock]: Take a breaker out the park, he the Great Bambine Make him party at the waterfront, Jay Gatsby No lifeguard, get your fake tan bleached Then join us for a monumental baked clam feast [Rob Sonic]: Nathan’s theme party, dames can’t tease And stay fancy on BREAKDANCE BEACH! [Hook] I know a place hid away from the streets From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet Breakdance Beach? BREAKDANCE BEACH!