Why Don't You Make Up Your Mind

[Verse 1] When I agree with you, baby, it makes you mad And when I don't, it makes you sad When I argue back, you pack and leave And when I don't, you pout and grieve [Chorus] There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? [Verse 2] You say get out and I'd better stay gone Then you have a big policeman drag me back home You holler good and loud, "Put him in the calaboose" Then you cry and ask the judge, "Won't you please turn him loose?" [Chorus] The good Lord only knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? [Verse 3] My life with you has been one hard knock Lord, my head looks like an old chop block And I'll tell you right now, honey, that ain't all You done kicked me 'til I feel like a used football [Chorus] There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? [Verse 4] You knock me down and then you pick me up Honey, do you have to love so doggone rough? I wish to my soul you'd slow down the pace 'cause I tell you right now, the hide's getting sca'ce [Chorus] There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind what you want me to do? [Verse 5] Why, when I married you, you were such a meek little thing But honey, among tigers, you'd be queen If a poor little rabbit had you on his side Every hound in the county would crawl off and hide [Chorus] There just ain't nobody knows what I go through Will you please make up your mind... What in the confound cat hair do you want me to do?