PSYCHO

I met your friends at the bar last night I think the round of limoncello won 'em over I said, "We're perfect, hell, we hardly ever fight" I told 'em you're a queen, I'm just a lucky joker Things are goin' great, yeah, we communicate Lovin' you is easier than ever I pray you never go There's somethin' you should know I hope you stay forever, 'cause If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo Steal a truck, end up on the six o'clock news If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair Crash your birthday party in my underwear Hey, I hope you never have to see the day But if you ever walk away, well Everybody you know, everybody I know 'S gonna know you fell in love with a psycho I met your mom, your dad, I met your older brother Even your bestie says we're perfect for each other They say they love me, and they think that I'm the best They think they know me, but they don't know me as your ex, 'cause If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo Steal a truck, end up on the six o'clock news If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair Crash your birthday party in my underwear Hey, I hope you never have to see the day But if you ever walk away, well Everybody you know, everybody I know 'S gonna know you fell in love with a psycho If you ever leave me, if you ever say goodbye I'll make the world say, "Why'd you ever fuck with that guy? Why'd you ever fuck with that guy?" If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo Steal a truck, end up on the six o'clock news If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair Crash your birthday party in my underwear Hey, I hope you never have to see the day But if you ever walk away, well Everybody you know, everybody I know 'S gonna know you fell in love with a psycho