Kojak Columbo

Well, it's a little late for Christmas but have one anyway While I'm on the subject, baby, have a happy birthday How's your father? How's your mom? Don't it make you itch a little, you know they got the bomb? Boy, it's been weird out here lately but I guess that's okay, too 'Cause television's here to save us and tell us what to do Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo Tell me a new one least once a night Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light You got nineteen inches, baby, that's a real good size I could lie there on the floor and just look at you all night long I could twist your knobs right off, fool around with you I don't need no TV guide tell me what to do Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo Tell me a new one least once a night Tell me an old one but save out your love light Ah-ah, when I get too old, too old to rock 'n' roll I'll sit in my unrockin' chair, baby, use my remote control Kojak, Kojak, Kojak, Columbo Sell me an old one, sell me some gumbo Tell me a new one least once a night Show me an old one but don't turn out your love light You got nineteen inches, baby, that's a real good size I'd like to poke my eyes inside you, baby, and just look around I love your cute little rabbit ears, I love your cable and your box And when I turn out the light at Night, baby, I hope that light never stops Your love light, Kojak