Let’s Eat (Real Soon)

I'm vitamin-enriched What's more, I'm absolutely wholesome No artificial processing or anything so loathsome You'll fancy me at lunch, not to mention tea I'm easily digested naturally You'll want to slip me in your kitchen How'd you like to mother me? And I'll be tasty, Mr. Pastry, wouldn't that be lovely? My mother once told me, "Eat what you are given!" Don't worry mum, I've realised what fun that could be It makes a real man of me now, I think you'll agree I've got more calories than brown bread in me now No-one can tell I'm vitamin-enriched What's more, I'm absolutely wholesome No artificial processing or anything so loathsome You'll fancy me at lunch, not to mention tea I'm easily digested naturally So don't be scared by the thought Of putting on three extra stone Disregard all dieting information It's best to leave well alone You're better off fully grown