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Sam Hell Lyrics — Helmet | Dork

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Helmet
Sam Hell Lyrics

Lyrics

Sam Hell

Written by Page Hamilton

Produced by Helmet

Lyrics

Sam Hell

[Verse 1]

Sam invents the you you want to see

Don't believe in predestiny

Bacon you never need to bring home

Sam Hell gets you redeemed

By grace alone

[Bridge]

Sam's the mayor of First Avenue

Nothing goes on he doesn't want to

A wife that wears his 'in' stocking hat

She's known for making good

Gravy and cat

A cat

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]

Heart attack

Time to eat and pay

Cellulite won't wash away

You never knew if you'd been dead or just old

Sam Hell never gets that cold

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

About this track

"Sam Hell" is a song by Helmet from the album Betty, released in 1994. The song was written by Page Hamilton. It was produced by Helmet, T-Ray.

Helmet profile →Betty album →Track profile →

Contributors

Henry Bogdan— 54 credits as songwriter →
John Stanier— 99 credits as songwriter & producer →
Page Hamilton— 181 credits as songwriter & producer →
Rob Echeverria— 16 credits as guitar →
Howie Weinberg— 1,927 credits as producer →
Andy Wallace— 875 credits as songwriter & producer →
Helmet— 40 credits as songwriter & producer →

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