Horizontal Mambo

Every little tiny slice of life is part of a dance Un pequena senorita It's okay to act a little shy in front of your friends Venga con tres amigas Might as well go ahead do What you'll tell 'em all anyway You can call it what you want But this is what I'd say Horizontal Mambo A tangled tantric tango Sexy spicy salsa Sabado noche samba a thinly veiled siesta I know you won't protesta So baby why don't we go do the horizontal mambo Rented a room there by the minute a check in get's you half-clean linen We both got so deep in it I swear we could have been shot by Vivid Gulpin' gallons of guacamole submerge yourself in sour cream Decide to dip yourself in queso No need to keep it clean