Humdrum

I learnt the letters by rote Regurgitated the lines Still then I went and misspoke But I am not that sort of guy I haven't felt this small since 2003 I knew my chances were cooked I blame that loose trap of mine And when I went and had a look It was truly divine I've never seen someone who gets so much for free I'm humdrum, I'm dumbstruck I'm tongue-tied, but nobody else gets stuck I'm not sad, I'm bunged up Not 'down bad' like everyone says What I want, is dumb luck I'm envious 'bout everyone else's lot I'm not sad, I'm bloodshot I'm not mad, just stuck in a rut, humdrum Upon my letters I choked Right down the telephone line It's probably best left unspoken 'Cos it would've just been unkind I haven't felt this way since Exactly As It Seems' I'm humdrum, I'm dumbstruck I'm tongue-tied, but nobody else gets stuck I'm not sad, I'm bunged up Not 'down bad' like everyone says What I want, is dumb luck I'm envious 'bout everyone else's lot I'm not sad, I'm bloodshot I'm not mad, just stuck in a rut, humdrum Simmer down And shut the fuck up It's all so insignificant Sink right down I'm humdrum, I'm dumbstruck I'm tongue-tied, but nobody else gets stuck I'm not sad, I'm bunged up Not 'down bad' like everyone says What I want, is dumb luck I'm envious 'bout everyone else's lot I'm not sad, I'm bloodshot I'm not mad, just stuck in a rut, humdrum