Monopoly

I use the iron or the shoe I don’t be even trying yet I triumph It is true When I land on a property I buy it I ain’t biased towards the blue There’s only two I roll the dice then make a move Pay some rent if it behoove Not one to brag but Milton Bradley couldn’t make me lose Don’t let it be a couple railroads that I get accrued I get into a groove Too ill wit the cash flow Don’t use pills, two bills when I pass go Tell you which opportunity next With a glance at the Chance or Community Chest Everything go well Drop a couple thousands on some houses and hotels There ain’t no containing him they’ll see Might get apprehended but I get out of jail free Show you how to stack guap Free parkin' be the jackpot Millionaire and didn’t have to phone a friend No trouble I throw doubles and roll again Collect dividends, no imprisonment, just visiting No holding pen I got both utilities Capabilities And abilities And a top hat And trying to top me is an exercise in futility