Step Inside

I give a shout to all the legendary rappers that are broke ‘Cause living happily ever after didn’t happen ‘Cause this planet run the gamut of shenanigans Various hilarious significance of ignorance and arrogance Admit I taken part in it I know that god’ll pardon it ‘Cause I was even charming as a charlatan I was fire even as a liar Had my moments at my most bogus At my most vulgar As a stone cold stoner still solar Those are days I seldom ever speak about The fact they may not yet have ended doesn’t have me freaking out Though pee be sometimes leaking out From when I had that STD and didn’t have no medical to rescue me It also holds the precum ‘fore I nut which helps wit coitus interruptus Saying all clouds have a silver lining is very presumptuous But saying all of mine do is a proven fact Keeps my sense of humor in tact Helps me find amusement in how humans act I take it slow when life be moving fast I beat the shit out of my moviepass Pull up a chair instead of walking through my lair because it’s boobie trapped I stay aware and say a prayer wit every loogie spat Acquitted via trail separation Pursuant to my ruined reputation I used to write a chorus in accordance with the rules and regulations Now I’m Banner out the gamma radiation Waving banners for Oranges at the apple store Going back and forth 'tween moving back and forward if there are any more Or maybe I’m the only Which doesn’t make me lonely It makes me wise in helping me realize nobody owe me Sometimes I get so sick and tired of being a phony Ashamed that I’m not sponsored by saucony And all these new perspectives disconnected from my homies and my cronies and my buddies Sound like a bunch of dummies Could it be that cuffing season’s an actual natural phenomenon? Sighted at the Brooklyn Heights promenade Sensei M. Day Shayamalan