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I Am an Ugly Brunette… I Want to Have a Lonely Child Lyrics — Horse Jumper of Love | Dork

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I Am an Ugly Brunette… I Want to Have a Lonely Child Lyrics

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I Am an Ugly Brunette… I Want to Have a Lonely Child

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I Am an Ugly Brunette… I Want to Have a Lonely Child

Funeral-expense commercial Kids cutting birthday cake I am the jealous one I remember that shirt I got a bunch of bleach on it I liked it that way too I am an ugly brunette I want to have a lonely child I'll be patient with you That's the way the garden grows And the gardener forgets

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"I Am an Ugly Brunette… I Want to Have a Lonely Child" is a song by Horse Jumper of Love from the album Demo Anthology, released in 2023. The song was written by Dimitri Giannopoulos. It was produced by Horse Jumper of Love.

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