Dystopian Peter Crouch

[Verse 1] I wear a condom with my wife 'cause I can't afford the kids and rent Capitalism truly sews the seeds of its own discontent (Wish I could sew my seeds) Disco lights for next day delivery, diagnosis of bipolar takes a decade (A decade!) Can somebody get Jeremy Hunt too for the tackle from Pepe?[?] [Pre-Chorus] If my parents banged earlier, I could've bought a house I see the world burning while I'm chilling on the couch, now Robots do the job, it's dystopian Peter Crouch If my parents banged earlier, I could've bought a housе [Chorus] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Verse 2] Old men with erectilе dysfunction start wars they're too fat to fight in If they had more Viagra, maybe they'd be less violent (Probably not) Some old people discovered Facebook, the consequence was Brexit But the NHS is so rich now, I'm sure they won't regret it On my way to work, the news reporting on a war But I still have to be all professional on these calls I can't even relax when I'm buttering my toast Why do brown Tories hate immigrants the most? [Chorus] Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh [Pre-Chorus] If my parents banged earlier, I could've bought a house I see the world burning while I'm chilling on the couch, now Robots do the job, it's dystopian Peter Crouch If my parents banged earlier, I could've bought a house I see the world burning I see the world burning I'm chilling on the couch