Clevor Trever

[Verse 1] Just 'cause I ain't never had, no, nothing worth having, never ever, never ever You ain't got no call, not to think of what I'm falling to, thinking that I ain't too clever And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either, neither is it anything whatever And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing and I answer to the name of Trevor, however [Verse 2] Just 'cause I ain't never said, no, nothing worth saying, never ever, never, never ever Things have got read into what I never said till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either, neither is it anything I haven't said whatever And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving and I answer to the name of Trevor, however [Chorus] Knock me down with a feather, clever Trevor Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever Either have they got, nor neither haven't not Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor [Break] Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had Such stupidness is mad 'cause nothing underfoot Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot And I ain't half not half glad 'cause there's nowhere to put It even if I had, I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Knock me down with a feather, clever Trevor Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever Either have they got, nor neither haven't not Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor [Outro] Also, it takes much longer to get up North the slow way