Hood Robbin'

[Intro] Man, I ain't gon' be shit in the morning After drinking that, uh [Interlude] If I can sell you the American Dream, I can sell you anything [Verse 1] I got to get out, I'm getting put out of my house I got to pack up my refrigerator and couch It's a set-up, but the bank wants me out Or the L.A.P.D. will smoke me out This adjustable rate, it choked me out They gave me a loan, and I had no clout They gave me a house, for me and my spouse Called my momma and my aunt Y'all should re-finance I let 'em dance with the devil Dig their own grave and I gave them the shovel Fuck, my daddy built that house And when he got drunk, he almost killed that house Is this the American Dream, or the American Scheme? That got me walking in these American streets? It's kinda sad when you have to get a hernia Cuz you help your grand mama move her furniture [Interlude] If I can sell you the American Dream, I can sell you anything [Verse 2] Look at this maggot, with a stimulus package I can give a fuck about a Dow Jones average What the fuck you do when your paycheck is average? Law abiding citizen turn into a savage Got to feed children, got to feed the habit Fell into a rabbit hole, chasing that rabbit Now I'm in Wonderland feeling like the Son of Sam I'm at your West Coast branch, gun in hand I'mma feel like Superman Walk by the teller, better call the trooper, mam It's the revenge of the lambs Big Bad Wolf, we're sick of these scams Sick of these plans, sick of this dance Walked into his office took the nine out my pants You're not a man, you're a serpent Then I prayed to God let the nine get to workin' [Hook] I better get to workin' You know I heard they hood robbin' Your money or your life and there ain't no stopping I better get to workin' You know I heard they hood robbin' Your money or your life and there ain't no stopping [Bridge] Ain't that a bitch When you got to steal from the poor, and give to the rich Ain't that a bitch When you got to steal from the poor, and give to the rich [Verse 3] Uh, drug dealer MD Doctor feel good, give you what you need In California, prescribe that weed Oxy cotton and codeine Turn your grand mama into a fiend And see the sign not at first, it ain't free I know you 'bout to die, but let me see your ID I know you 'bout to lie, but can you pay this fee? If you can't pay, then please have a seat You can't see a doctor, but you could see a priest We can’t save your life 'til we got some assurance Your premium is paid at that insurance I hope you got endurance They got me on hold, and I'm under the influence Nurse high as a kite In charge with my life And everything is lost Without a Blue Cross [Hook] You know I heard they hood robbin' Your money or your life and there ain't no stopping You know I heard they hood robbin' Your money or your life and there ain't no stopping [Bridge] Ain't that a bitch (that's a bitch) When you got to steal from the poor, and give to the rich Ain't that a bitch (that's a bitch) When you got to steal from the poor, and give to the rich [Outro] Whatever you need We got it for cheap right here, baby This America, it ain't gonna cost you nothing But a arm and a leg Maybe one of them motherfuckin' ears Don't trip, just put it on your credit card Put it in your baby name