I'm Ready To Make A Baby

[Verse 1] Place a boy or girl in the world I'm ready to make a baby Kick the door in, say, "Hey darlin'" I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready, hon' I'm ready to make a child [Verse 2] Close the draw and turn the lights off I'm ready to make a baby Let's meet, let's produce more of us I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready I'm ready to make a child [Chorus] Come here wifey, I got one thing to say I-I-I want a new face to see the light of day Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare I'm ready to provide I'm ready to have a child [Verse 3] 'Cause one of me is not enough I'm ready to make a baby We can do it here, off the cuff I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready I'm ready to make a child [Verse 4] Points spent, my guns are loaded I'm ready to make a baby My sperm count's getting overcrowded I'm ready to make a baby Oh, I'm ready I'm ready to make a child [Chorus] Come here wifey, I got one thing to say I-I-I want a new face to see the light of day Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare I'm ready to provide I'm ready to have a child [Chorus] Come here wifey, I got one thing to say I-I-I want a new face to see the light of day Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare I'm ready to provide I'm ready to have a child Let's do the pro-life I'm ready to have a child