I Eat Boys Like You for Breakfast

(Shall we?) (Ya) I eat boys like you for breakfast Where's my salt and pepper now? Oregano, basil and thyme and my Tapatío I eat boys like you for breakfast You've got a striking physique Don't underestimate the hunter Let's play hide and seek You came to my island You stepped on my lawn You pissed off the dog too You won't last 'til dawn You insulted my mother Caught you groping my sister Crapped on my father Say your last prayers mister I eat boys like you for breakfast Where's my knife and fork now? Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes The rabbit was bragging of how fast he could run Made a fool of the turtles chilling in the sun The race was on and the rabbit thought he won so he fell asleep Now hear him weep It's your chance to repent for all the days that you spent playing king of the hill It's an easy match There is just one catch By now you should know the drill Yes you should know that I eat boys like you for breakfast Where's my knife and fork now? Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes I eat boys like you for breakfast Sir, you've got a striking physique Don't underestimate the hunter Now let's play hide and seek I eat boys like you for breakfast