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.idk.
MC Hammer Lyrics

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MC Hammer

2014

Lyrics

MC Hammer

Eating animal crackers

Working my hippocampus

Screaming fuck the campus

I'd rather be on my MC Hammer

Hammer any rapper that rap at me

Happily

Bitch you gone need more that your traction control to handle me

Sleepin on me

Time flip over your fucking canopy

Walk up to you, zip it down

Whip it out

Then I start to pee

You pussy rappers keep throwing disses

With rhymes so weak I almost though you was blowing kisses

Your misses

Miss this

Dickin'

And when I call the team for assistance

Pippen

The reason why she come up in your house

Limpin'

And hell yea we come up on the mouth that you kissing

A tooth brush won't do much for this thick nut

She told me how your ass had problems getting your dick up

And you finish quicker

About this track

"MC Hammer" is a song by .idk., released in 2014.

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ONCE UPON A TIME (FREESTYLE)

ONCE UPON A TIME (FREESTYLE)

Porno

Red

Artist

Than a hick up

Get at me dude

I would happily clap your crew

They just PWA's

Pussies With Attitude

And don't ever go to jail

Cause them niggas with snatch your food

Might Feel sorry for your punk ass

Leave you a snack or two

Start to laugh

Take the snack back

And probably snack on you

Stomp you out

Until you mouth

And your eyes turn black and blue

Hold up

You got the juice and I'm tryna get it, so get the picture

You on the edge

Time to knock you off of the building bishop

I'm thirsty

And I don't mean for the bitches

Or riches

I fiend

For you beings respecting my lyrics

So please

Move out of my fucking way

I'm not tryna get out the K

And aiming at your fucking blog

Release the safety cock and spray....

But if I have to I'll do it

I'm tired of seeing you

Posting spitters

Lacking the fluid

Word to Game

My nigga this more than music

Like a pony with one leg

You whores is useless

So I don't pay attention to 'em

I just book 'em and do 'em

Tell em promote

You know

I just basically use em

Kinda like they trying do me

Can't ever wife em if they use to be a groupie

Now that's a gem

Next time

I'm Eating animal crackers

Working my hippocampus

Screaming fuck the campus

Beware of the Maryland MC hammer

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