Bad Body Double

[Verse 1] She pops into the bathroom, just after a shower And she plays with my make-up and creams Keeps trying to look like me Goes through the motions, posing this way and that Holding it in, if it makes you feel better, then knock yourself out [Chorus 1] I say "Hi, there" to my bad body double Mmm mmm, this is my bad body double trouble Oh no, my bad body double Mmm mmm, I've got bad body double trouble, oh [Post-Chorus] She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] Sometimes I manage to lose her or shake her At a bar, in the gym for five minutes It feels so good to be back on my own self again Can get quite confusing We look quite similar, except she's got some greys and A little extra weight on the sides Dimply thighs, I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of [Verse 3] (No, no, not now) We're having quite an intimate personal moment (Not now) Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (Not now) As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me Can't we just be left alone? I guess that's a no then, seeing as you're still here Seeing as you're still here Here [Chorus 2] It's not me, no, it's my bad body double Mmm mmm, I've got bad body double trouble Oh no, my bad body double Mmm mmm, I've got bad body double trouble Bad body double Mmm mmm, I've got bad body double trouble Oh dear, my bad body double Mmm mmm, my bad-bad body double trouble [Post-Chorus] She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright Yeah, yeah, yeah She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright Yeah, yeah, right there [Bridge] Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, go, oh Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her Everywhere I go everywhere I go, go, oh [Chorus 3] Say "Hi, there" (Bad body double) To my bad, bad, bad, bad body double (Bad body double) She's trouble, mmm, woah I can't shake her (Bad body double) I hate her, I hate her I'm a hater, I'm a hater, I'm a hater She's everywhere I go [Outro] I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all Gonna roll you out on a Pilates rubber ball Sweat and step up the pace and the gradient Starting tomorrow I am your nemesis