Ashley’s Big Adventure

[Intro - Pee-wee Herman, Simone] Who’s Andy? My boyfriend Simone, this is your dream. You have to follow it I know you’re right, but… But what? Everyone I know has a big “but.” C’mon Simone, let’s talk about your big “but.” [Verse 1] My head is full of explosives My mouth works hard on setting them off But you’ve diffused what I’ve got In the front seat of a cross-campus bus “Hey, aren’t you freezing?” I know we look better underdressed It costs a lot to look this cheap, but you’ve already won me over So, let’s go out to eat [Chorus] I’ll flip a coin You make the plans [Verse 2] And I’ll spring the five bucks for “Better Off Dead” Sign me in with old identification Honestly, how does anyone get any studying done? This building’s like a factory With the noise outside your bedroom And your boyfriend’s face in the frame staring back at me I can hardly sleep I can hardly sleep [Chorus] I’ll flip a coin You make the plans [Bridge] Say it’s on Say it ain’t so ‘Cause you’re not going anywhere and I’m going home [Verse 3 - Outro] Two mornings later Still hardly sleeping Now, I’m running late for work I’m running late for work I’m running late for work I’m running late for work (I’m running late for work)