Ashley’s Big Adventure

[Intro - Pee-wee Herman, Simone]

Who’s Andy?

My boyfriend

Simone, this is your dream. You have to follow it

I know you’re right, but…

But what? Everyone I know has a big “but.”

C’mon Simone, let’s talk about your big “but.”

[Verse 1]

My head is full of explosives

My mouth works hard on setting them off

But you’ve diffused what I’ve got

In the front seat of a cross-campus bus

“Hey, aren’t you freezing?”

I know we look better underdressed

It costs a lot to look this cheap, but you’ve already won me over

So, let’s go out to eat

[Chorus]

I’ll flip a coin

You make the plans

[Verse 2]

And I’ll spring the five bucks for “Better Off Dead”

Sign me in with old identification

Honestly, how does anyone get any studying done?

This building’s like a factory

With the noise outside your bedroom

And your boyfriend’s face in the frame staring back at me

I can hardly sleep

I can hardly sleep

[Chorus]

I’ll flip a coin

You make the plans

[Bridge]

Say it’s on

Say it ain’t so

‘Cause you’re not going anywhere and I’m going home

[Verse 3 - Outro]

Two mornings later

Still hardly sleeping

Now, I’m running late for work

I’m running late for work

I’m running late for work

I’m running late for work

(I’m running late for work)