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Lyrics
Why Walk a Dog?
Why does a dog need to be walked?
Three birds fighting out in the yard
But I don't know what they're fighting about
So why does a dog need to listen
Whenever you shout?
These cats seem to blow
Everyone's mind, but mine
What is so funny
About beasts above understanding?
Are you their master?
Did you buy them at the store?
Did they know they were a cure
For you to stop being bored?
So somebody mated them
And took their babies away from them
Stuck a price tag on their nose
And now you're buying it clothes
So, why does a dog need to be walked?
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About this track
"Why Walk a Dog?" is a song by Jack White from the album Boarding House Reach, released in 2018. The song was written by Jack White. It was produced by Jack White.
Track 2 of 14XL Recordings
Contributors
- Ben Schmitz— 14 credits as assistant engineer →
- Chandler Harrod— 79 credits as assistant engineer →
- Grant Valentine— 20 credits as songwriter →
- Joshua V. Smith— 237 credits as assistant engineer →
- Charlotte Kemp Muhl— 8 credits as electric bass →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Louis Cato— 22 credits as songwriter →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Todd Monfalcone— 226 credits as engineer →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Nathanio Strimpopulos— 33 credits as graphic design →
- Rob Jones— 15 credits as graphic design →
- The Silent Giants— 14 credits as graphic design →
- Third Man Pressing— 17 credits as manufacturer →
- Bob Ludwig— 3,476 credits as mastering engineer →
- Bill Skibbe— 195 credits as producer →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Joshua V. Smith— 237 credits as mixing engineer →
- Bobby Allende— 23 credits as percussion →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Bill Skibbe— 195 credits as producer →
- Vance Powell— 312 credits as producer →
- DJ Harrison— 52 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Neal Evans— 14 credits as synthesizer →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
- Jack White— 1,650 credits as songwriter & producer →
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