A Plague On Both Your Houses

Everybody, it's time to choose Are you gunning for the reds or the blues? In the end, it is the same old news The one race that we will always lose They make promises designed to please But with their hands on the Number Ten keys They take it all back God damn it, who needs enemies with MPs like these? They don't represent me and you These idiots don't have a clue Even if they started out strong and true Those qualities don't make it through Smug liars, seat buyers This whole method is wrong This whole sham is a song And every ballot day we all sing along Yes, you If you put your tick in the box, you're saying "I believe that these people will tell the truth, not deceive That this system, it works and deserves my vote" Well, I can't, 'cause I don't A plague on both I thought it was a well-known fact How these degenerates act Spending our money on maids and crack Why you all look so taken aback? Don't tell me that you really expected more From this contemptible core Who get rich by keeping us poor? When you put your tick in the box, you're saying "I believe that these people will tell the truth, not deceive That this system, it works and deserves my vote" Well, I can't, 'cause I don't A plague on both Poll night, left or right? A fake fight By my oath, a plague on both your houses A plague on both your houses A plague on both your houses A plague on both your houses