Sidewalk Surfin'

[Intro] Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me [Verse 1] Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around (Bust your buns, bust your buns now) It's catching on in every city and town You can do the tricks the surfers do Just try a Quasimodo or the Coffin too Why don't you... Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me [Verse 2] You'll probably wipeout when you first try to shoot the curve (Bust your buns, bust your buns now) Taking gas in a bush takes a lot of nerve Those hopscotch poledads and pedestrians too will bug you Shout "Cowabunga" now and skate right on through Why don't you... Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me You can do the tricks the surfers do Just try a Quasimodo or the Coffin too Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me [Verse 3] So get your girl and take her tandem down the street (Bust your buns, bust your buns now) Then she'll know you're an asphalt athlete A downhill grade, man, will give you a kick But if the sidewalk's cracked, you better pull out quick Why don't you... Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me? Come along and... Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?