Sidewalk Surfin'

[Intro]

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

[Verse 1]

Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around

(Bust your buns, bust your buns now)

It's catching on in every city and town

You can do the tricks the surfers do

Just try a Quasimodo or the Coffin too

Why don't you...

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

[Verse 2]

You'll probably wipeout when you first try to shoot the curve

(Bust your buns, bust your buns now)

Taking gas in a bush takes a lot of nerve

Those hopscotch poledads and pedestrians too will bug you

Shout "Cowabunga" now and skate right on through

Why don't you...

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

You can do the tricks the surfers do

Just try a Quasimodo or the Coffin too

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

[Verse 3]

So get your girl and take her tandem down the street

(Bust your buns, bust your buns now)

Then she'll know you're an asphalt athlete

A downhill grade, man, will give you a kick

But if the sidewalk's cracked, you better pull out quick

Why don't you...

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?

Come along and...

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?