Alice

Don't best know where to begin A bar I probably shouldn't've been She had ice blond hair, that much I know Followed it all the way down the rabbit hole When she said kiss me, you bet I did Pining for her ever since Drifted all around in disbelief, it was Like Mardi Gras meets New Year's Eve Talking hearts and tarts they wanna steal Ain't ever seen anything so surreal Was about to run, when someone yelled Don't just stand there, introduce yourself I know little bit bout playing cards And I'm an expert in drinkable art I ain't shy or easily offended, I don't Care for money, except to spend it And Alice took me to a place, then Disappeared without a trace Oh, she'll be back to eat you alive Sequin dress, Chanel number five Take her to town, you'll paint it red But bring her home, as good as dead Cause nothing makes a man go mad Like a night with her in wonderland But you ain't dead, just dehydrated And we got just the thing to fix you, baby One comes on slow, one comes on fast Prairie oyster waiting, when you get back So cheer up, baby, piss on the past You ain't the first, and you ain't the last I bet the cat could have told it better But that's about all I really remember Asked my sister, should I be frightened Said shits fucked up, but I kinda like it Though begs the question, is this the end Or you got plans to see Alice again