Survival Test

[Intro: J Dilla] Yeah It's too real... [Verse 1: J Dilla] How y'all feel out there? Let me know if it's real out there 'Cause it is out here; it's a game of survival Niggas is trying to live out here Round here, I watch cats hit the floor And ain't nann Johnny Gill out here But it's too many cowards around My real niggas getting killed out here It's ill out here Busta, tell you what it is out here A whole lot of pimps Some live bitches out here They liable to set you up Man, everybody thugging it out here Narcos even drug dealing out here Can't club, slugs peeling out there You out here, mob with us Get dollars is what we about here Gotta handle your biz out there It's too real out here Yeah [Scratched Samples] "Real..." "The real..." (Yeah) "It's just that for real" "Real niggas" "It's a hustler's test" For it is the real!" ("Really though") ("You ain't real") This is dedicated to all the fake suckas at home Watching the videos then going outside and trying to portray stuff, you know what I'm saying? Yeah [Verse 2: J Dilla] Some wannabes out here, but they outta there Time for Dill' and Madlib out here There's a whole lotta filth out there Y'all can't be for real out there Fake gangstas better chill out there 'Cause y'all know the deal out here It's real out here, meals out there Niggas got bills out here Everybody tryna live out here Everybody hustling out here And you don't want your biz out there Hoes be on some bullshit out here You don't wanna be without here Niggas ain't giving a fuck, they will pull it out here A bitch nigga won't kill shit, but a dumb nigga will out here How a lotta blood get spilled out here It's fucked up but it's real out here Is that how it is out there? Shit don't make sense out here Yeah [Interlude] [Bridge: J Dilla] Going out to my crumb snatchers Better watch your back 'cause it's real out here When you cake and it bring the hate You better bring the thing, man, it's real out here Detroit niggas getting real out here L.A. niggas getting real out here Worldwide, let's get live and the same time survive 'Cause it's real out here [Outro: Dank] Yeah Nigga, you know the streets is watching! Yo! Big money, nigga Yo! Niggas don't play, holla! Yo! You better get your shine on, nigga, uh Before it's over, yo We here now nigga, yo... [Skit: Ted, Woman and Announcer] The Pattersons are coming over and we only have about enough grass left to roll one joint! Oh, that's OK, Ted; I'll just mix it up real good with this! Hey, what are you doing?! I'm making Marijuana Helper! Marijuana Helper? That's right. With Pilsberger's new Marijuana Helper, there'll be enough of this Colombian to go around for everybody And look, Marijuana Helper makes our dope look as rich and potent as the best red bud Marijuana Helper! Now you can get as much as three ounces from every ounce you buy, thanks to Pilsberger's Marijuana Helper! Honey, you're a genius! There, now put that in your pipe and smoke it! Pilsberger's new Marijuana Helper - from the makers of Angel Dust Cake Pilsberger! It really works!