Mean Old Man

Oh, they call me the meat man Ya oughta see me eat, m'am Hear I'm the meat man, baby Ya oughta see me eat, m'am I got jaws like a bear trap Teeth like a razor Got a Maytag tongue With a sensitive taste A born in Texas A land of beef Never cared much for greens Ya' oughta heard I like meat I'm the meat man Woo, oughta see me eat, now Whoa, I'm the meat man, baby Ya oughta see me eat, now I been down to Macon, Georgia I ate the furs off a Georgia peach Plucked me a chicken in Memphis Mama, I still got feathers in my teeth Ate a pound of pork Huntsville, Alabama From a fine Alabama hog I went to Dallas, Texas Got no love, my baby left me Fed the bone to a Louisiana dog Hear me talkin' A meat man Woo, meat man! Yeah, I'm a meat man, baby Ya oughta see me eat, m'am 'That's right!' (Instrumental & piano) 'Think about it, baby!' Yea-ea-eah, it don't make me no difference Just as long as it's good meat! I ain't got no preference If it's dog or rat, I eat It don't a-have to be U.S. Governmental grade With stamp a-no Grade 'A' seal As long as it lean, it full-a protein I'm gonna damn sho' get my fill Oh well, they call me the Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat Meat, meat, meat, meat, man Hey! Meat man! Hoo! (Instrumental, guitar & piano) Spoken announcer: 'Let's hear it, Jerry Lee lewis! J.L.L. 'Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!' Thank you very kindly, ladies and gentlemen. It's been a great pleasure to be here in Worcester Massachusetts. You're great folks. We look forward To coming back real soon I guarantee you. It's been a treat, really. I'd like to thank all the guys From the Silver Eagle Radio Show. (Applause to end)